I wrote an article that got published in McSweeney’s.
I also wrote a bunch of other articles that didn’t get published in McSweeney’s.
The sad stories behind stock photos.
I once reached the front page for sharing my wife's bathroom habits. For the record, she still does this.
I have two. Sir Charles Barkley is on the left. Herschel Walker Texas Ranger is on the right.
I love them both very much, even when Walker eats his own poop or Barkley stares at me with a erection.