The sad stories behind stock photos.

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I once reached the front page for sharing my wife's bathroom habits. For the record, she still does this.

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I have two. Sir Charles Barkley is on the left. Herschel Walker Texas Ranger is on the right.
I love them both very much, even when Walker eats his own poop or Barkley stares at me with a erection.