• He once flew to Germany for a job interview. The company had the wrong resume.

  • At another interview, someone pointed a wooden dildo at him.

  • He has seen more horror movies and eaten more chicken wings than you.

  • When he finds a song he likes, he listens to it over and over until he hates it.

  • He dislikes the Oxford comma enough to bring it up in his website bio.

  • If you played in the NBA between 2006 and 2015, he may have seen you naked.

  • He’d love to hear from you.


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