He once flew to Germany for a job interview. The company had the wrong resume.
At another interview, someone pointed a wooden dildo at him.
He has seen more horror movies and eaten more chicken wings than you.
When he finds a song he likes, he listens to it over and over until he hates it.
He dislikes the Oxford comma enough to bring it up in his website bio.
If you played in the NBA between 2006 and 2015, he may have seen you naked.
He’d love to hear from you.